Finally. A productive meeting.
A fake meeting screen for Microsoft Teams, Google Meet, and Zoom.
Twelve free apps for surviving corporate life. The anti-productivity suite.
Fake Meeting Simulator
9 people
Just you16 people
Optional — tracks your time on the Wall of Shame.
Meeting Bingo
Tap off phrases as you hear them live. First row wins absolutely nothing.
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The Anti-Productivity Suite
12 apps · all free01🎥Fake Meeting SimulatorTeams, Meet, or Zoom. 16 fake colleagues. Zero contribution.02🎯Live Meeting BingoPlay it during the actual meeting. Timed.03💸The Cost Is RightGuess the meeting's cost before the reveal.04📅Fake Meeting InviteA real .ics invite for a meeting that isn't.05🪞Webcam & Mic TestCheck camera, mic, and speakers before you pretend to join.06🤑Milestone RaceBet on what this meeting will pay for.07⏳Meetings LeftHow many meetings until retirement. Grim math.08🎙️You're On MuteDaily unmute challenge. Global top 50.09🎡Standup SurvivalThe wheel deals your situation. Sound employed.10🔊Meeting Soundboard“Sorry, go ahead” on demand. Plus office ambience.11📞Fake Incoming CallYour phone rings in 30 seconds. So sorry, you have to take this.12📈Corporate ClickerAttend meetings. Earn synergy. Get promoted. Repeat forever.
The Field Guide
Browse all 105 →Corporate Glossary
What people actually mean when they say it.
Meeting Presets
One-click setups for a convincing fake call.
Excuse Library
Ways out, ranked by how much they burn.