Index

Excuse Libraries

49 pages. Free, no signup, and each one is a small monument to a meeting nobody needed.

Excuses to Skip a Standup→Excuses to Skip an All-Hands→Excuses to Skip a 1:1→Excuses to Leave a Meeting Early→Excuses to Decline a Meeting Invite→Excuses to Keep Your Camera Off→ Excuses for When You Were on Mute→Excuses for Avoiding Eye Contact on Video→Excuses to End a Meeting Fast→Excuses to Skip a Friday Meeting→Excuses to Skip a Monday Morning Meeting→Excuses for Being Late to a Meeting→Excuses for Not Having Prepped→Excuses to Extend a Deadline→Excuses to Decline a Recurring Meeting→Excuses to Call Out of Work→Excuses to Miss Work Tomorrow→Excuses to Leave Work Early→Excuses for Being Late to Work→Last Minute Excuses to Get a Day Off→Excuses to Work From Home→What to Say When You Call In Sick→Excuses to Take Monday Off→Excuses to Leave Work Early on Friday→How to Tell Your Boss You Can't Come In→Excuses to Get Out of Team Building→Excuses to Skip Work Happy Hour→Excuses to Skip the Office Christmas Party→Excuses to Skip a Work Offsite→Excuses to Skip Sprint Planning→Excuses to Skip a Retro→Excuses to Skip Mandatory Training→Excuses to Skip a Town Hall→Excuses to Skip a Work Lunch→Excuses to Get Out of a Work Trip→How to Reschedule a Meeting Professionally→Excuses for Not Replying to an Email→Excuses for Not Responding on Slack→Excuses for Not Reading the Pre-Read→Excuses for Forgetting a Task→Excuses for Missing a Deadline→Excuses for a Late Timesheet→Excuses for Leaving a Message on Read→Excuses for Being Away From Your Desk→Internet Excuses for a Work Meeting→Excuses for Background Noise on a Call→Excuses for Joining a Call Late→How to Say No to More Work at Work→How to Decline Overtime Politely→