Standup Bingo — Corporate Bingo for Standup

The 15-minute meeting that becomes 35. Mark a square every time you hear it. First row wins absolutely nothing.

Sorry I was on mute

Quick question, I promise

I'll keep this brief

Same as yesterday

Blocked on a different time zone

Let's take this offline

Can you see my screen

Just a heads up

Following up from yesterday

Pretty much heads-down

Almost done

Quick update from me

Still waiting on review

Working through some bugs

Will push EOD

Calendar conflict, dropping

Skip me, no blockers

Will sync with X after

Anyone seen the Jira link

Joining from my phone

Reconnecting, brb

We over?

Did anyone catch that

Recording started

Going around the room

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How to play

Open this page during your next standup. Click a square when you hear the phrase. Five in a row wins absolutely nothing. The point is the survival, not the prize.

Squares 25

Players 1+

Reward dignity

More bingo cards

This was, of course, a meeting that should have been an email.

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