Onboarding Bingo — Corporate Bingo for Onboarding

Week one. Laptop is late. VPN is broken. Notion is a graveyard. Welcome.

Welcome aboard

Drinking from the firehose

Buddy assigned

Slack is your friend

We use Notion (or Confluence)

Ask anything

Org chart attached

Acronyms doc

Laptop arriving Tuesday

Access pending

VPN setup

Single sign-on

Welcome lunch

Manager-once-removed

First 30/60/90

Lurk in standups

Don't worry about it

We'll get to that

Documentation is a bit dated

Ask in #help

Anti-pattern, but...

Read this Notion page

Watch the loom

Calendar starts filling

Read-only this week

Run the meeting simulator →

How to play

Open this page during your next onboarding. Click a square when you hear the phrase. Five in a row wins absolutely nothing. The point is the survival, not the prize.

Squares 25

Players 1+

Reward dignity

More bingo cards

This was, of course, a meeting that should have been an email.

Run the fake meeting simulator. Generate a bingo card. Be busy without being there.

Open the simulator →